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I've been writing songs since I was in second grade, and I can't stop! It's a sickness! Call an ambulance and tell them about my YouTube channel!
...Great, thanks a lot, you actually called them? Now I have to pay off this big ambulance bill?? Ugh with a capital U. I guess I was planning on selling 4,356 stickers and shirts anyway, so that's a silver lining.
It is also pretty convenient that we are already hanging out in my online shop where majestic items related to my tunes can be purchased so easily.
And where all designs are unique commissions by NC/SC artists or myself.
There's so much to say, but I'm still catching my breath, plus if I babbled it all out, what incentive would you have to watch the video? 🤠
Anyways. I appreciate your support on my quest to Pursue Music Without Going Broke.
-Melanie Penelope 🏰🥀🌹
P.S. We don't use AI!
FAQ
❓ What size should I get?
The product descriptions have a little more info on sizing (they run true to fit or a little larger) and note which size the model is wearing. Technically I wear a S or M, but I like these tees in a M or L for a looser fit. I ordered a sample in the women's fit and it stretched the design out, which looked wonky hahaha, so all shirts are unisex/men's fit.
🔍 Where can I buy ____?
If I don't have an item you're interested in listed, email or DM me and I'll see what I can do to add it here or sell it at a live event. :D
🦘 Why are you so awesome?
I was born by a nuclear waste facility and there was a big strike of lightning that zapped the plant and sent a shockwave through the city the moment I took my first breath.
👕 Which shirt should I get?
All of them!!! Haha. The black and color shirts are the kind where you can feel the design sitting on the fabric. They have brighter/bolder colored graphics and a distressed look. The white shirts are the kind where the ink is printed directly onto the shirt, so you can't feel the design. These visuals have less vibrant colors and lower contrast, but no distressed look from washing. I like both designs, so it's really just whatever you prefer!
🎵 Where can I buy your actual MUSIC, you clown?!
Right now the cheapest place you can buy my actual music (mp3s and wavs) is Bandcamp: https://melaniepenelope.bandcamp.com/. They take a smaller fee out of my digital sales compared to Apple Music & Amazon, and you can buy the whole library as a bundle! I also have physical CDs now!!!! 💿 And vinyl by request. 😎
